The average blah has a bajillion times more bacteria than the average toilet seat
I have heard this phrase over and over and over and over again. Mythbusters even did a show slightly related to this.
Now we have a mouse designed to tackle this “problem”. Work with me here…if you clean your bathroom regularly (or even occasionally!), but rarely clean your desk, which do you expect to be cleaner?
Here’s an idea: clean your desk.
This just in: recently washed stuff is cleaner than unwashed stuff! Holy crap!
Just to take this to an obscene extreme, I took the liberty of creating a headline generator. Fill in the blanks and click “Surprise Me”.
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